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No, seriously: Britney Spears wants your fan fiction

February 26th, 2009 by Dunc · 6 Comments

BRITNEY AND DOOGIE OMG!!!I don’t think that Britney’s people have entirely thought this concept through. So let’s hold a contest of our own: Post your own wild and crazy (well, not too crazy: Keep it PG-13) crossover fan fiction ideas. Any fandom, but it better have Britney. The one that brings the most lulz will win… Well, nothing. Save our laughter. DOOOOOO IIIITTTT.

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  • 1 Gabri Jade // Feb 26, 2009 at 1:53 am

    Oh, wow. On every level. I’m torn between speechlessness and maniacal laughter. Someone needed to introduce Britney’s people to some of the more disturbing elements of fanfic *before* this went live. :D

  • 2 Jaina // Feb 26, 2009 at 1:58 am

    I’ll do you one better: here’s a BSG-Britney crossover that already exists. It’s AWESOME:
    http://meyerlemon.livejournal.com/302490.html

  • 3 Bonnie // Feb 26, 2009 at 2:47 am

    I’m hoping Warren Ellis submits something…

  • 4 HollywdLiz // Feb 26, 2009 at 4:17 am

    AHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, God, I need to go look at the Inevitable ONTD Thread About This.

    I knew Brit-Brit was crazy and all, but I thought she was now in the hands of non-crazy people? This appears to belie that.

  • 5 Dunc // Feb 26, 2009 at 4:49 am

    There is no ONTD thread! At least, I can’t find one. AND YOU KNOW THE GIFS WILL BE AWESOME.

  • 6 Carla Lute // Feb 26, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Let’s start Britney off in Harry Potter world, as Hermione looks suspiciously like Lindsay Lohan, then Britney will be picking up the role of Luna. When Ginny catches her making out with Harry, the firey redhead zaps her with a wand whammy that sends her tumbling into…

    (I have to go to work, anyone else wannna pick this up?)

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