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Wacky merchandise: That ain’t right, Disney

February 24th, 2009 by Dunc · 6 Comments

On the left, your standard Disney/Star Wars mashup to accompany Star Wars Weekends. On the right, Minnie Mouse in the slave Leia getup. WHY DISNEY WHY? Also, now I want to know who Disney would cast as Jabba. The caterpillar?

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  • 1 Stooge // Feb 24, 2009 at 8:16 am

    Jabba has GOT to be Pete.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_(Disney_character)

  • 2 xadrian // Feb 24, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Wow, didn’t think it could get more lame.

  • 3 jawajames // Feb 24, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    wait – if Donald is Han Solo and Minnie is Leia… does that mean that Mickey (most likely Luke) has been dating his sister all these years…

    ewww…

    Chip and Dale = Jawas.

  • 4 Jordan // Feb 24, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    These are gross. Disney needs to get it’s hands off of Star Wars. NOW! Ha.

  • 5 Paula // Feb 25, 2009 at 6:31 am

    Clearly I have odd taste. I find these hilarious!

    (But, then again, my collection has started to skew towards the bizarre collectibles.)

  • 6 Clark // Feb 25, 2009 at 9:07 am

    Dammit, is there ANYTHING Disney won’t stick its claws into? They are the Borg of entertainment.

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